Another in our occasional series of Slovenian memes, aka jazjaz ("me me"), to provide relatively simple, relatively amusing sentences in the target language of choice for many of our readers, with a translation under each image. See earlier posts here.

When you finish writing a test and your classmates start telling you the correct answers.

Finally, a parking space for fat people who like barbecues! ("fat" here is "strong", so something of a euphemism)

Him: Why do you never tell me when you've had an orgasm? / Her: I don't want to call you at work.

Nine-year-old me when I saw the moon in the daytime. "Impossible"

This could be us...but the potatoes are not going to plant themselves

Austrians are Germanized Slovenes. Change my mind

Is 5 big? / Depends on the context / Perecentage? No / Grade? Yes

When your cat has watched too much Masterchef

When I was born I had two choices / A big penis or good memory / What did you choose? / I don't remember
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